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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et. al.:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.

2. We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

9. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.

10. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

13. We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

15. We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

17. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a right.

18. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”

19. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya,” or “We Are the World”.

20. We’ll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

21. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

23. Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound maybe this would be a solution we could live with.

Sincerely,
Anonymous
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you. And let’s include Ed Shultz, Lawrence O’Donnell, Martin Bashir, Maddow and all the rest of the MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, groupies.
P.S.S. And you won’t have to “Press 1 for English” when you call our country.
P.S.S.S.If you can’t stand behind our Military, Please feel free to stand in front of them!

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Obama Campaign Worker, Too Close to Polling Place.

Once again, it does not appear that the voting laws in Florida are meant for everyone especially if you are an Obama Biden campaign worker. Question: How far away from the polling place must candidates and campaign workers be on election day? Answer: One hundred (100) feet from the entrance of the polling place. This campaign worker did not get the memo on how far away he must be from the polling place. As a matter of fact, this Obama campaign worker was right there walking and talking and handing out brochures and information and going as far as to tell people who to vote for and what propositions to vote for on the 2012 ballot. It should be mentioned that all who were demonstrating this type of behavior were President Obama campaign workers, and also Maria Sachs campaign workers. One concerned elderly lady, who I will call a Patriot, went as far as to confront these individuals and tell them they were breaking the law and needed to move away from the people standing in line to vote. The lines were long to vote. Voters waited in some cases, as long as 4 hours to cast their ballots. There was some push and shove going on before someone called a policeman to intervene. Good for her, I thought, she was right to tell these campaign workers that they were to close. It just didn’t seem right for these campaign workers to be trying to influence voters and it wasn’t okay, as we have laws to protect people from being intimidated at their polling places. What was wrong was that they were actually telling people how to vote. Board of Elections workers were called eventually and asked the campaign workers to move away. I would also note that not one of these campaign workers was a Mitt Romney or Paul Ryan or other Republican campaign worker. They were all President Obama and Maria Sachs campaign workers.

Dear Friends and Comrades,
It dawned on me that the frustration we are all experiencing with the current direction of our Nation is because we are all mired in “Analysis Paralysis” when it comes to what we can do individually to de-elect the current administration…. It is our God – Directed Responsibility as Free Citizens to Express our God Centered Beliefs by taking Action!

Here is what I think will work to ease our frustration…

  1. Pick your 3-5 (or 100) closest friends who believe in Traditional American Values of God, Freedom, Democracy and Capitalism like we do…
  2. Send them an email, or better yet, call them and ask them to make a list of the top 3-5 (or 100) close friends that may be on the bubble as to which candidate to vote for in the election…
  3. Have them make a simple request to these 3-5 (or 100) people… That, if they believe in Traditional American Values of God, Freedom, Democracy and Capitalism, to GET OUT and PLEASE VOTE!! That’s it guys… no Obama bashing, no political discussion, no debate.
  4. Ask them to, in turn, ask their 3-5 (or 100) friends to do the same, and on, and on.
  5. Pray that the Holy Spirit will convict those you send the message to and that the email will have the effect that God desires and that the outcome is overwhelmingly positive.

If you are a Pastor, please tell your congregation. Please take action immediately. God Bless and Restore the USA in all her Greatness! If You Agree And Accept This Invitation To Action Please Share On Social Media.

American youth are speaking out and sending a message that the 2012 elections are the most important elections in their lifetime. What a refreshing change to hear these messages which ring loud and clear and are consistent with conservative American values. Many parents in America are doing something right. The youth of America will have a difficult time. Their message speaks to the heart of what it means to be an American. We just hope that those with the power to change course are listening. Please Vote Romney Ryan 2012